Private Dancer

I'm sorry, is this ad for an Any Hour Electrician or an All Hours Gay Disco? I'm a bit confused. When was the last time a handyman showed up at your house sporting a 32" waist and looking like an Abercrombie model? The funny thing is that I do actually need to hire an electrician to install a ceiling fan in my bedroom. If the man who shows up at my door doesn't look like this strapping lad, guyliner and all, I'm demanding my money back.