On the bus last week:
A large puffy pink T-Mobile telephone stumbles onto the bus. Technically, a large puffy sweaty twenty-something man stumbles onto the bus attempting to wrangle a life-sized telephone outfit into the seat next to him.
One could presume this to be in preparation for Halloween, until this dialogue with a fellow passenger begins...
Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: Damn it! Urgh...
Random Fellow Passenger: On your way to work?
Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: From work. To work. Damn work. Work.
Both: [blahblahblah something about how jobs suck and there's never enough money and bills are falling behind and blahblahblah]
Random Fellow Passenger: At least you don't work in a call center.
Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: I couldn't work in a call center. I couldn't work in a call center. I couldn't.
Random Fellow Passenger: Why not? Easier than the pink phone suit, yeah?
Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: I have no social skills. No social skills. None.
Random Fellow Passenger: You could fake it.
Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: No. I can't fake it. I can't fake it. I'm evil.
Random Fellow Passenger: Evil, huh?
Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: Evil. Do you know YouTube?
Random Fellow Passenger: Yeah...
Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: Search "slaughter" and "world"
Random Fellow Passenger: Huh.
